- Bono:I love you.
- Bono's Wife:Oh I love you back!
- Bono:you what?
- Bono's wife:I love you also, bono.
- Bono:say it.
- Bono's wife (grumbling):I love you too.
- *the rest of U2 comes from behind the wall and starts playing Vertigo*
- Bono's wife:I hate this and also everything.
IT WAS DARK SO I THOUGHT I OPENED A BAG OF SKITTLES BUT IT WAS M&MS IVE NEVER BEEN MORE SURPRISED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
“Writer’s block is a modern notion. Writers have probably suffered over their work ever since they first started signing it, but it was not until the early nineteenth century that creative inhibition became an actual issue in literature, something people took into account when they talked about the art. That was partly because, around this time, the conception of the art changed. Before, writers regarded what they did as a rational, purposeful activity, which they controlled. By contrast, the early Romantics came to see poetry as something externally, and magically, conferred.”
What they say: “I was just joking.”
What they mean: “I was completely serious, but I hate being called out, so I’d rather pretend that you’re just too sensitive.”